If you really want to get into the holiday spirit find yourself some bottoms to wrap lights around.
I usually like to start at the base and then slowly wrap the lights in a spiral fashion until you reach the head.
You can put a star on the top if you like but you're just going to end up taking it off.
If you bought your bottom in the wild make sure you check it for insects and other wildlife and remember they usually travel in pairs so if you see one there's another one close behind.
There are usually only a few places that you can properly hang ornaments so choose those places wisely.
Avoid playing songs with Beyonce Rihanna Janet or Mariah. The bottom will not stay still.