Just Because: Treadmill Meat

See this is why you can't take everyone to the gym.  If you aren't there just to workout, shit like this is a major distraction.  But then again how is one to focus with all this meat just flopping around in front of you?  It can be quite the dilemma.  But look on the bright side.  The worst thing that could happen is you get motivated to workout...or get your eye poked out.