No we are not making this up. London-based sex toy company Hot Octopuss is trying some new marketing tricks. The makers of the revolutionary "Guybrator" have put a male stress relief booth in Manhattan.
The 'GuyFi' can be found on 28th street and 5th avenue, complete with a chair, laptop, and curtain so you can yank in peace. So what's the point of this social experiment?
Hot Octopuss co-founder Adam Lewis had this to say in a press release:
“There’s no denying that working a nine to five job can be stressful on both your mind and body, especially in a non-stop city like Manhattan. It’s really important for guys to look after themselves so that they can stay healthy and focus properly on the task in hand. We’re told time and time again how beneficial it is to have a break away from your desk. At Hot Octopuss we are all about looking for new solutions to improve everyday life and we feel we’ve done just that with the new GuyFi booth. We hope the city’s men enjoy using the space we’ve created in whatever way they want. It’s completely free of charge… all that we ask is they thank us when they get their promotion!”
Masturbating in public spaces has become an epidemic in NYC. Last summer the NYPD went on a citywide manhunt in search of a guy who choked the chicken behind a small hat on subway trains. It's real in the field, to say the least.
I wouldn't advise doing this at all. Public masturbation is illegal and they will lock your ass up.