Recognizing People You Know In Homemade Porn

Its like seeing someone in the mall, only they're naked, and fucking, and you don't know whether to be turned on, freaked out or both. Here's how it usually goes:

So you've loaded up Pornhub or xtube or just skipped all that and went straight to myvidster and you're ready to bust this nut that seems to be keeping you from functioning or sleeping and you pull up the first video that looks like it will do the job and what the fuck do we have here?  Is that ________ from ___________.  You lean in to make sure you're seeing them clearly, you fast forward and rewind because you want to be sure.  "Well he does have a tattoo right there, that looks like his room"  And then come the three Ohs.  Oh, Ooooooooooh, Oooooooooooooh you let him do that to you? You're naaaaaaaaaasty, and I like it.

Then come the 'but waits?' 

"But wait, isn't he a youth minister?"

"But wait, doesn't he have a boyfriend?"

"But wait, isn't that his moms bed?"

"But wait, I thought he was a top?"

"But wait, what is that on his leg?"

"But wait, not with the dog in the room?"

"But wait, he didn't do that with me?"

"But wait, he said he didn't do that at all, or only with people he knew really well?"

"But wait he was straight in highschool?"

"But wait a minute ain't that Brandy's brother?"

(feel free to add your but waits in the comments)

If you're a freak like me or Adina, you'll kik, skype or fb that ass and say "when we making a flick?" j/k, kinda, but you can send them that "wyd" text.

Next, you read the comments to see who else knows them.  Because there is always someone else that knows them.  I generally make it a rule not to kiss and tell, so I'm not going to post anybodys name, facebook page, instagram name, social and address on a porn site.  If you want to put your face...and the rest of you out there, thats your business.

Lastly, you nut.  You were going to do it anyway and seeing a familiar face was not going to stop you.