Why You Can't Eat Dick Shaped Objects Around Your Gay Friends

This post kinda wrote itself.  It's never easy when your straight or gay friends are around and you want to eat a dick shaped food item.  Hotdogs cucumbers bananas.  Especially bananas. No I don't want to deep throat the banana I want to eat it in peace.  The real gagger is if most of them saw you with an actual dick in your mouth they'd lose it.

 

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