I've slept through a tornado so I'm pretty sure I'll sleep through someone playing with their dick beside me. I don't know if I'd be pissed off it he woke me up though.
Now you all know we love sagging on this site. However at some point it's like bro just get a belt. Not even a belt these and drawstring pants just tighten them. Apparently his friend agrees.
I don't think we would get much done but I can guareentee we'd be paying attention.
Did he not know the door was cracked. And rule number one for jacking in the bathroom when you're in a house full of people is to lock the door. He had to learn the hard way. Literally.