14 Things Good Dick Will Make You Do

Just like a spiritual awakening, good dick can change your life.  It can make you forget about your problems even if just for a moment and let your guard down.  It can also make you do things you wouldn't normally deem rational or things you normally wouldn't do for anyone else.  This list is really just the tip of the iceberg but if you've done any of these things you might be getting some good dick.

Good Dick Will Make You:

1. Make You Take Off Work or Play Hooky from School

-Last night was epic; it’s just you and him at the crack of dawn and you want that ass tapped just the way it was the night before.

2. Cook Him Something

He just laid it down, like a floor plan. Now you have a burst of energy or you’re tired as hell, but you just gotta give that guy a prize for tearing that ass up like an unpaid speeding ticket.

3. Become a Booty Call

You don’t answer your phone for anyone after 11pm, but he got that Good Good. He called you at 1:47am and you returned his call by 1:47:01am- with your sexy voice “hey, what’s up?”

4. Ignore Your Friends

You spent the night over his house and you knew you made plans with your friends the day before. In your head you saying “them mofos can wait!”

5. Consider Buying Him Something When You Shop

You are grocery shopping for two. You trying to fill your fridge up with all the shit he says he likes said he liked.

6. Let Him Drive Your Car

You don’t mind, you just tell him where the keys at or tell him to drop you off at work and give him head on the way there.

7. Iron His Clothes

He getting ready for work and you ironing this dudes clothes, while he in the shower.

8. Clean His Crib

You ain’t used a damn cup, dish, or fork in his house, but you cleaning that motherfucker from top to bottom.

9. Never Look Back At an Ex

Yo ex don’t even get the break-up preliminary ass anymore more. You treat that him like one of your friends.

10. Give His Dick a Nickname

His dick met your insides, your insides gave him a name like any other thing that grows and kicks around in the womb.

11. You So Stingy

You aren’t even in a relationship, but you don’t won’t him to share that dick.

12. You single, You Not in a Relationship, But You Taken

Once he put light up in that ass, you’ve had tunnel vision. You may not notice it, but you ain’t checking for no other dudes.

13. Trying New Things

Two weeks ago while sitting down with your friends you said, "Hell naw, I would never…” Now, you’ve done it all; facial, sleepover, deepthroat, watersports, loaned him money(lol), etc.

14. You're Paranoid

His dick is so good, you keep that nigga a secret. You can't go around letting everybody know you are getting good dick because then your friends are going to hit him up. That may also mean you need new friends.

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